Now this is WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! 1st things first, me and danny have a little thing where we learn something from paulie d every week. i will give a recap, and i expect all u tell me each week wat paulie d teaches you.
Episode 1: You can't creep or tan in bad weather. Episode 2: Never put ur ex gf name in your phone book. Use Joe or something Episode 3: When the red joints come out u no its gonna b a good night. (joints is slang for shoes for u white ppl)
I can not wait for another life lesson tonight. paulie d, school is in session.
Since Pauly D was rather quite in this episode, I learned nothing from him. However, I learned from Ronnie that it is cool to keel over!
P.S. Yes I am posting to the forum at 11:57 PM, that is how much I love it.
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That was by far the worst episode of jersey shore and quite possibly hour of television ever.
That said, the Situation and Snookie did both drop some knowledge on us tonight:
Situation : "Ronnie wants to do his thing but doesn't want to eat his cookie. Sometimes you gotta eat your cookie so you can find another one, bro"
Snookie: "There are like, no good guys in the world, that must be why the lesbian rate is getting so high these days"
Haha but seriously 55 minutes of Ronnie and Sammie bitching at each other followed by 5 solid minutes of Pauly D and Vinny spittin game at the ice cream shop.
And yes Im posting at 1 am also because i love the board that much
Fish just a little heads up i believe that tonights episode is going to have many lessons for us becuase of the situation the Situation puts himself in
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i saw last nights preview and lets just say i am VERY exicted. it looks like he has 2 sets of girls who hes tryin to hook up with in the same small facinity, which is EXACTLY wat i am going to be doing this weekend with mandy and lauren dyer. lets just say my notepad will be out n ill b taking notes
"If it’s on paper, it’s the truth." That is one of the things I learned last night.
But this is still one of my top favorite quotes: "Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog."
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The main quote of the night that me fish and kearns are going to practice all weekend: "In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good lookin’ friend"
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And im sorry nick but this is prolly what I will have to leave in your room if your not home. "I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnie’s room by herself."
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haha o yes, a lot of life lesson indeed. Here were just a few of them. 1. i learned how 3 guys can successfully handle 2 different sets of girls 2. i learned how to successfully disfuse a grendade in somebodies room. (luckily kearns already said he is more than willing to take one for any of us so im not sure if this will be an issue) 3. i learned when breaking up with an ex i must burn all of her pictures or anything else that reminds me of her. 4. i learned if it is on paper it must be true 5. i learned if i want to tell someone a secret without any drama an annoymous letter is probably not the best idea 6. i learned if u treat a girl like **** n then u give her a 2nd chance n she doesnt accept it is her fault n u need to move on by calling another girl immediatly.
as for paulie, ahh i had such high hopes for him but for a second straight week i learned minimal from him, showing he will never be more than robin to sitatuons batman. i thought paulie had potential in him, but as situation proved, he is still mvp and capable of taking over any show.
i will post more life lesson if they come to me, but i was a little overwhelmed last night plus extremely exicted over the jwoww sami battle next week. reminds me of manny vs mayweather
what kind of friend/person writes an anonymous letter telling her friend about her boyfriend hooking up with other girls becasue she "needs to know" then denies it to the grave. It looks like in the next episode sam asks her about it and she ends up beating her ass for asking her again. haha YOU WROTE IT
this show has got to be scripted cause theres no way this **** happens in jersey or anywhere else
Sorry I'm late. Just watched it, but I did not learn anything per say, but I did decide that my mission in life is to find a girl like Sam.
You can do whatever the hell you want, and she will aways come back!
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i just saw the cast, it is weak! this audrina chick is hott as hell but all they got is the situation, warner, david hasselhoff who ever the hell he is, and this hot chick audrina. situations a lock
i need to rewatch the episode asap haha. i remember laughing my ass off but i dont remember over wat part or why haha. i do remember sitatuion laying pipe then kicking her ass out haha. pretty smooth
i think the best was angelina and vinny go from hating each other and wanting to kill each other to having sex within a few days. ahh the jersey shore.
also i wanna go to canton or fells just so we can order cabs n i can screa paulie line the entire night
even tho it was a repeat from sunday i still highly enjoyed this one. here are some of the best quotes
-(after finding out angelia smushed with vinny after going on 2 weeks of dates with Jose...and it was his birthday). Situation acting like his angelina on the phone with jose:
"Happy Birthday, I banged my f*ckin' roommate!" that was follow by Paulie D: "Thanks Angelina! Remind me not to get you anything!"
-Another good one from Paulie D, asking the sitatuion why the DTF girl he got from the club had to bounce: "I can’t believe your chick bounced.. did you try to put it in her butt or somethin’?"
-paulie d on trying to find girls at the club who are DTF:
"its saturday night no wasting time"
-Situation on watching Paulie d smushing with his girl whilie sitautions girl was a no-show.:
"its all good cuz...i had a, first ROW seat at a smash sesh dawg."
-and the best of all, UNLCE NINO who is the new Don Vito: "I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' sex, ya know what I did? I switched f*ckin' doctors1"
P.S. Yes I am posting to the forum at 11:57 PM, that is how much I love it.
remember the good old days when danny said things like this. damn, feels like forever ago when it was really 2 weeks. wtf happen, now cant even get a simple post outta him, erm, or motz, let alone new ppl like paul mikey or kearns.
if u havent noticed im am very bitter today-rough week. whos down to get f**kd up 2nite??
such a bitter sweet day, jersey shore season finale! on the one hand its the finale, and even tho finales r usually boring i have a feeling tonight is going to be a good episode, just as the previous 10 have been. but also, this is the last time i get to see my homies for a few months, its feel like college when we went on summer break. ya im still gonna have fun on thursday nights...but it just wont b the same.
tonight marks the season premiere of the 3rd season of the "hardest-to-watch cant-miss-tv" show of all time, Jersey Shore.
This season hasnt been hyped up as much, likely because it has been on the decline since season 1. BUT they are back in jersey for the second season taped in the summer of 2010 and they have a new female roomate. Cant say im excited, but i will watch.
Fish on the other hand has had a boner since monday
best quotes: situation on the new roommate calling herself a holiday "shes like thanksgiving. a lot to give and shes down for some stuffing!" boom roasted haha
paulie was a non factor last night, but he did have one quote about vinnys gay shower bag saying something along the lines of "u cant have that thing... cuz UR A DUDE" haha
this season looks crazy good. sammi's new nickname should be "slugging" sammi sweethart cuz all it seems like she wants to do now is throwdown haha. u see the hook she left on ronnie??
wow that should be crazy. personally i love it when there in jersey shore, its always more fun to see how they act when there around ppl like them. miami seemed like they were blocked off in VIP at whatever club they were that night and i have a feeling there gonna b nobodies in italy so that should be funny,
i actually rewatched the last episode last night and it was pretty funny, execpt there has been so much more bs with the girls and there relationships. first it was sammi/ronnie, then it was snookie never can find a guy and now fricking jwoww has to get in.
they better have an all guys going nuts episode and bringing back some girls to the house. it always fun watching them make fun of the grendades
uh oh. this week also shows sammi doing her best mike tyson impression and right hooking the **** out of ronnie. i think ronnie even starts to cry afterwords haha. hopefully sammi leaves the season for good afte rthat episode...
after ronnie called the situation out for talking behind his back to his gf about there relationship, he said mike needed to follow "guy code."
that night ronnie and sami got into a small little argument so ronnie thought the best way to get her back would be to smash every single thing in her room and ruin all of her belongings, including her glasses.
in disbelief of what ronnie just did, the situation then said, "ronnie, u talk about me not followng guy code, how about u follow the general human code?" hahaah
that was the lone bright spot in an episode that was otherwise hard to watch. kearns literally went to bed with about 15 minutes left. I really hope her leaving can allow the show to go back to what made us watch it in the first place- drinking, creeping and fist pumping... cause I refuse to waste another hour of my life watching those two fight.
i enjoyed it a little but man that was rough. ive never seen 2 ppl pretned they love each other and then fight to that degree. i literally think ronnie would kill her if she did something to piss him off enough.
i am also happy shes gone but at the same time i know she comes back eventually so if u think the story line is going to change u better stop watching now. there gonna have the "ronnies so upset" episdoe, and then the "sammi comes back" episode, then the "sammi and ronnie try to live together" episode and finally the season finale thew "sammi gets murdered by ronnie on camera" episdoe.
i wish they would have more paulie d, last weeks eposide with him was classic
who wants to make some jersey shore predictions for 2nite??
im going with ronnie contemplating to leave because he is too depressed, only to have sammi come back and get back togther and live happily ever after. after living with nick for so many years, ive seen much worse fights with him and dd then i have with ronnie and sam and there still going strong so i dont see y sammi and ron cant do the same.
Have you noticed that Vinny is pulling more girls than SIT this season. When they were in Miami I am pretty sure SIT was banging bitches everynight he want out at the beginning of of the Miami season after Vinny picked up that super skinny dance chick he was been on a roll.
ya hes definitly changed, but i also dont no if the cameras are showing everything either.
i do love how in season 1 when vinny barley brought back any1, he was saying things like, "im not that kinda guy whos just gonna bring home any slut" blah blah, and not hes famous and hes bringing home any slut and banging fat ass snookie and sluts like anglina haha. how mcuh things change
thats cause the girls have realized that SIT is a huge creep. i mean his new pickup line is "ive got some pajamas for you. they even say situation on them"
it is hard to argue with that rating this season. sit is still my #2 but vinny is very close behind. ronnie is just awful. all hes done this season is sleep or fight with sam or cry. i do like some of his sayings such as (when talking to sam) "bro, u disrespected me right in front of my face." and after smashing all her stuff into pieces, throwing her bed and clothes out of the room, calling her every name he could think of, when sammi told him she was about to leave he seriosuly said, "what did i do?" i say switch him for the stunt double dean!
-- Edited by MFisH on Thursday 17th of February 2011 07:39:57 AM
