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This video pretty much sums up Erms past Saturday night...

I need a full weekend recap from everyone since i was not apart of any of them. Also I need a preview of this coming up weekend. I am trying to get Hype real early this week!

dam son who is goin on that trip?

****in CLASSIC........and **it i almost got a $1200 ticket for havin to many people on my boat without enough life jackets so consider yourself lucky

while it was only me n kearns to hold down the fort in bmore, kearns definitly stepped his game up mightly.  we started the day by drinking at noon as we normally do for the tiki barge, and was there until about 5.  we took our afternoon nap and then decided for a night on the town.  we had a 2 shot max rule, and started at magerks where kearns ordered 2 rumplemint shots, instead of taking out his gum, he took the shot and swalled his gum almost choking on it haha.  while he almost died, he had extra fresh minty breathe, which as i found out, would play into his advantage.  we went to mad river, even more packed then normal, n went straight to the bar to order more shots.  i meet up with a few of my boys who bought us shots n then out of nowhere, a "puma"  (woman between age 30-39) jwoww look alike caught kearns eyes. she must of been atracted to his extra minty breathe, and for some reason she wanted to dance with us.  i was busy ordered shots so kearns jumped in and bumped and grinded with her all night.  her friend, a hidous grenade, tried to tag team me, but i was not having it, and instead bought 4 shots of jager.  me n kearns took ours but the girls did not want theres so they poured them down kearns throat.  3 shots in a row of jager when we have been drinking all day must of beent he magic touch for kearns, being he was dancing like he was jamming out to justin babes in his room.  he actually did good from wat i remember, some awakrd kissing and even more awakrd dancing, but a solid night from him.  at least there was no boob punching or him yelling "I have a humgongus ****" scaring away any female in sight.  did he get her #? of course not, but baby steps here guys.  wat did he do? went home, took more shots of EW with me n a female friend, and passed out face 1st on the couch.  normally it would b ok, but alex came home at 630am with 4 girls, 2 of them bisexuals who he had a 3some with 2 hours before (while his gf caught him bare naked with both of them in the room- more on tht later)  anyway, he woke up kearns who was still ****faced at 630am, and then drank 2 more bottles blasting music until 8am.  kearns was then passed out until 4pm, when he then woke up while we were playing beer pong, so wat did kearns do...he played beer pong n continued to drink the entire day with alex n the vampire chick who bit my neck.  needless to say, kearns did a lot of drinking this weekend, i wanna see u rookie top tht haah 

agreed forster. how can an alcoholic beverage taste so good yet be so dangerous??

I was off Monday, and was fully expecting this thread to be very active.

I guess I will start.

Friday, I did nothing. (Shocker)

Below is a recount of my night Saturday

8:00 PM

I left work and went directly to Marc Crumpler's house. It was his birthday and he was having a few people over. I told myself beforehand that I was only going to have a couple, and leave no later than 11:00.

11:30 PM

I am already pretty much hammered drunk at this point, so I decide to sleep at Marc's and just wake up and shower at my parents house right down the street. With my thought process clearly clouded, I figured some Jack Daniels would not hurt.

1:30 AM

The bottle of Jack Daniels has been finished hours ago, and someone decides to take huge flood lights in the front yard and play tackle football. It turns out it is much harder to throw in the dark, and my teammates constantly yell at me to stop throwing it so hard. (Hey if it hits your hands you gotta catch it).

3:30 AM

At this point, most people have either left or passed out. I have already forgotten I have work at this point and continue to drink and have a great time.

4:30 AM

I text Kerri at 4:31 AM to come over for some sex. She says no, and I cannot believe why. I say something mean. I go to bed.

5:30 AM

I wake up to go to work at 6:30. I'm still heavily intoxicated, and I cannot find my shirt or shoes. I leave them behind.

6:40 AM

I get into work barely able to stand, walk, or talk. My eyes are still shut, and I have contemplated suicide for the past 10 minutes. I decide I want to, but I'm too drunk to do it right.

This my friends sums up what I went through Saturday/Sunday. I never learn....

that is hilarious, i wish i put my story in a timeline, very effective touch and i will be doing that in future emails.

am i allowed to post other questions in this section or is that wrong?  wat does every1 think about nfl.com fantasy site? 

so whos coming to danielles house party on saturday? everyone on the chain is invited. there will be 2 kegs, liquor, food and plenty of females for everyone to choose from....

erm you better be there. im pretty sure all my roomates have RSVP's yes. Paul and a couple other ppl are coming up from Moco and I am excited to watch fish juggle LCD and MCL (mandy crazy lo) haha. forster what you got planned this weekend?

danny whats you work schedule like this weekend? are you done workin at the course by then? if so we expect u there

party starts around 6 and i will be blacked out by 8. should be a really great time

u gotta find a female friend first ohhhhhh

hell ya were riding! motz u better have an extra helmet cuz im riding back seat.  or if u have on of those attachment suckers im down for tht too.

like this sucker...

Well see wassup I'm on call this week so I can't get wasted by 8pm. We will see how I feel.

MIA dolphins trade WR Greg Camirillo for Vikings CB Benny Sapp... trade. of. the. decade!!

haha no bull****... a vacation to Oregon? did you win this trip on a gameshow?

who the hell is this anonymous guy??

first, it is a rule that as white boys we have to root for a white WR no matter what team. second that has to be danny, i know camarillo was his boy, third camarillo was the sole reason the dolphins didn't beat the lions to the 0-16 season.

try telling danny tht wes welker has to be his boy since he is in the white wr group haha. 

second question does mile austin fit into that category?

welker used to play for the 'phins and danny used to love him so dont let him tell you welker is/was not his boy. that being said, i used to be a big Santonio Holmes supporter now i hate that ****ing potheat piece of **** **** **** **** **** bitch

and forester ur crazy if u think welker is overrated.  while yes i agree having brady does help, he tore it up in 2008 with matt cassell as his qb.

http://www.nfl.com/players/weswelker/profile?id=WEL219433

nearly identical numbers in 08 as in 07, the year they went 16-0 and brady threw 50 tds.

eldman might b good one day (i wouldnt bet on it), but he'll never put 100 yard catch seasons 3 years in a row like welker.

ya i dont think hes a #1 wr either, but he is the best slot wr in the nfl by far.  tht doesnt mean he is just a #3 wr, he is just nasty in the slot as u can see with 3 100+ catch seasons. some players rnt meant for the outside wr spots, eagles have a real good slot guy in jason avant. and with welker,  teams have to gameplan for him which should say something right there.  moss is def more important, so when teams double him brady just picks them apart with welker and he gets like 11-12 catches a game n tears them up. its no conicedence when he was hurt in the playoffs brady looked awful n they got smoked.

nick and fish.....can we get a play by play for each individual attending this get-together saturday in a time line fashion?......

not going home and that was the weakest answer you could have given on thursday morning

we goin to dont know tonight?

but im down!