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I know I'm the only poor soul working right now, but I'll leave this topic for yall on Monday. Last night, Nick, Ermyas, and myself were discussing who is the president of the IFF. Ermyas suggested it was me, because I joined the Army. I strongly disagree.

Please give me your vote, and cite examples.

P.S. Ermyas gets my vote. Please see Weekend Recap thread.

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Reasons why Danny is President of the IFF and not anyone else

Reason 1) You joined the army... enough said
Reason 2) You will be sent to Afghanistan
Reason 3) You are frailer than Michael Cera... Yes I said it I can see Michael Cear putting Danny in a sharp shooter
Reason 4) You can not run a 1/2 mile without asking for a beer
Reason 5) Sand in your balls suck and lets face it you are going to place with tons of sand which = a greater chance of getting sand in your balls
Reason 6) All the women you see will be dressed like a coat hanger (that means they will have every piece of clothing on)
Reason 7) You will get deloused several times
Reason 8) You have no sense of directions and one wrong turn and you are now Moses crossing the desert
Reason 9) You went from a glof pro to an Army spy that is a BIIIIIIIIIIG ass career leap. (who do you think you are Vincent Chase no your more like E)
Reason 10) You are joining the army so you can shoot your gun off (in more ways than one) you will stay 6 months in that sand trap and not shoot one bullet.

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what is the iff?

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iff stands for the "i'm ****ed foundation." usually it relates to a girl when it comes to cheating and the girl more than likely is going to find out but yet the guy keeps on doing shayd activities, showing that he is ****ed.



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yeah danny you are pretty ****ed i mean, leaving a golf course gig for the army, CRAZY TALK.

i have only played golf once this year i am a disgrace.


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Texas Tay wrote:

Reasons why Danny is President of the IFF and not anyone else

Reason 1) You joined the army... enough said
Reason 2) You will be sent to Afghanistan
Reason 3) You are frailer than Michael Cera... Yes I said it I can see Michael Cear putting Danny in a sharp shooter
Reason 4) You can not run a 1/2 mile without asking for a beer
Reason 5) Sand in your balls suck and lets face it you are going to place with tons of sand which = a greater chance of getting sand in your balls
Reason 6) All the women you see will be dressed like a coat hanger (that means they will have every piece of clothing on)
Reason 7) You will get deloused several times
Reason 8) You have no sense of directions and one wrong turn and you are now Moses crossing the desert
Reason 9) You went from a glof pro to an Army spy that is a BIIIIIIIIIIG ass career leap. (who do you think you are Vincent Chase no your more like E)
Reason 10) You are joining the army so you can shoot your gun off (in more ways than one) you will stay 6 months in that sand trap and not shoot one bullet.




Where's the dislike button.

 

**** you Ermyas.



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