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too many to recap, ill just go sophmore year and west hall

-ew nights
-drunk sledding
-West Side flag football
-halo
-when i first laid my eyes on danielle dyer
-kearns being rapped by meg lea on the picnik table outside west
-tony going from a good kid who rarley drank to some1 who was high 22 hours a day
-late night tekan til 5am with gay vernan
-jb and his hair cuts in the bathroom
-drinking 40s in the room on a slow night
-PALOS every saturday night
-ny fake ids
-anthony greskos yelp! when he almost got tackeld by dougherty
-finders and wade getting wasted in the rooms and making fun of them
-somehow being friends with guys like finders and wade
-the 1 uper
-swan dives
-all of us hooking up with felicia
-moraff never leaving our rooms including when we weren't there
-having a class together yet never sitting next to each other and rarley seeing each other
-home coming
-craig catching us drinking at least 10 times yet neever getting written up
-being too hung over to go to tigerfest
-nfl drafts being on the same day as tigerfest and getting drunk for it
-...then boxing in the hallway
-bones falling in love (and bones in general)
-joe fricione stories (esp once tht include him pissing himself)
-paws
-the den
-unlimited meal plans
-having free time to waste aka the entire day friday every week
-nick breaking his tailbone by trying to jump over a fense
-morgan coming home wasted and all of us trying to hook up with her (in morgan voice...wait, wat..ya thats soooo funny)
-iguana
-family guy at 2am

so many memories and im sure i missed 100 things haha

Penthouse era:

Joe stabbing himself in the leg with a knife, breaking a vase in the hallway, then walking out into the hallway with blood dripping down his leg and slamming a 100 dollar bill on the table and saying

"that should cover it"

I can't really remember much else at the moment.

but that is far and away the best thing ever.

wow 4 years of college (or 4.5 in dannys case) and all we got in response was 1 moment from the penthouse and "we'll talk about it over the weekend." SOFT

do u think joe even remembers 25% of college??

prolly the pregame party and then waking up in the hospital is the most he remembers from thursday-sunday nights

Bartons + Kool aid powder does not make cool aid

i dont remember much of that vending machine story bc i woke up in gym clothes and no phone or wallet but i do somewhat remember this one story: there was also that time that we were in mikey and jds place and u fags thought it would be a good idea to fill up one of those huge shot glasses (which we measured to be about 6-7 shots), then dared me to drink it filled with bartons with the incentive being that I would be a pussy if i didnt, then after like 15 mins it started to kick in and as the drunk feeling started to emerge Kearns then said he'd give me another one of capt'n so of course i agreed, but then he proceeded to pour more bartons, and after a few chest pounds i downed it, so i basically showed up to the pregame with 0 beers and i was already wrecked, so i then asked to have a beer from someone so they filled up the shot glass with half a natty, half a ying ling and another shot of bartons... well i somehow stumbled to Kent, wondered out and crept into Lil dickys where the love of my facebook life, Brianna Foley was there so i must have creeped on her for a while bc she fb friended me but I will never know bc I somehow walked home to grannys house and woke up on her porch with my keys on my lap... good times... oh and it was me that time that wrote pussies and fags on your walls in valley view bc that damn sharpie exploded in my pocket while i was passed out on charlies floor bc u wouldnt let me in

haha my personal favorite is showing up to the shrooms party dressed in a hospital gown

On the weekend that I first came back to towson for the first time since my self banishment, I had fist telling me for weeks that he wanted me to make sure that he didnt hook up with that redhead sarah. So of course we go to the kent and his grand idea was to have that whore niki and my drunk ass look after him. Well last i remember I hooked up with that high school girl that mozz banged who i think was maddie's sister and niki was prob in west hall's basement giving out free bj's, so Fish waited like 3 beers before he was sucking face with this broad. So I wake up on your guys couch in the village and sure enough fish opens the door at 8 am nice a sneeky so he thought, well not sneeky enough bc i was awake and I just said "u niggggaaa" and he knew he was caught guilty.... well i proceed to hit up pizans to drop off a bottle of bartons rum on a sunday morn which then us 2 and kearns polished off..... then there was that time where I banged some girl in that handicapped shower in west basement, walked out tackled kearns, wrestled him for 10 mins, and than somehow convinced this whore to sleep in my bed, but no sex after obv..... then there was the time when we went to the kegger next to u guys in the village, it ended, i stole the bottle of capt morgans and i made DBlock go shot for shot with me and i forced him into submission by him puking all over ur stairs... ohh and there was that one time that we blazed in nicks room and danielle walked in at like 9 am and found nick spooning with me passed out

haha yeaa it was thisss mother ****kerr.... and naaa apparently mozz banged her in high school, i only hooked up with her i did get some major **** blockage tho but oh well.. ****in goldfish, they ruined my chances with kristen jacobs

josh thats wat were talking about, im almost 100% it was that night cuz u needed a ride back and had no $

at one point he threw a chewed off head at stumps

I know we have some pictures of Joe in his natural habitat (Towson). Please post.

just had our office holiday party.  my manager got me a bottle of vodak (awsome) some godiva chocolate (thoughtful) and some scratch off loto tickets which i won $3 (damn right).  u guys get anything cool??

random question: joe, r u wifed up, what is the deal?
 

ur also forgetting brett farve penis pictures

lets rank the top 5 most f'ed up franchised of 2010.

5. broncos- trading 3 picks for tim tebow in the 1st while they already had a decent qb in orton and traded away hillis for a backup qb, spygate II, leaks about mcdaniels being a dick, firing there coach after only 1.5 years
4. cowboys- going from super bowl favorite to 1-7.  wade phillips firing
3. redskins- ALBERT. HAYNESWORTH. DONOVAN MCNABB
2. vikings- umm i think brett farve had a little something to do with it, as well as coach chilly and some players would literally wouldn't mind murdering him midseason.
1. jets- see previous posts

any arugments?

semi, agree.

lets remember the beggining of the season and all the attention the cowboys got, leading sportscenter every day after every big loss, the whole wade firing ect.

while i agree the bengals are a bigger disapointment (slightly) i dont think they had more problems than the cowboys this year.  now 2011, the bengals r def gonna b a favorite to be on this list, and most likely #1 unless brett farve uses his jedi mind trick and gets another team to pay him $20mil a year.

going into 2011, the bengals will have no coach, no qb, lossing there best wr, and have a 6mil option on chad johnson, who the new coach might not want to put up with.  also top this off with an owner who has 2 winning seasson the past 15 years.  GOOD LUCK

apology accepted.  with that said MOST ****ED FOR 2011:

5. titans. jeff fisher vs vince young.  whoever wins this battle is going to determine how there 2011 season goes.  if young wins they need to find a coach who is willing to put up with his immature behavior and coach up this talented team.  if fisher wins they need to find a new qb cuz kerry collins is like 40 and they are gonna have a mid 1st round pick, not an ideal spot to find a franchise qb.
4. redskins:  always choas and we havent even hit FA where u no synder is gonna want to make his mark.  still have to deal with hanyeworth and mcnabb situations, hard to imagine anybody trading for them.  also have NO skill positions and there oline isnt much better
3. cardinals: awful talent, which is to be expected when you trade away half of ur skills players and dont draft there replacment. also larry fitz is in a contract year and has already said he will not sign if they dont have a top qb
2. broncos: no high draft picks, no coach as of yet, and it might be hard to find one because they are stuck with tim tebow so if they get the job they also have to make him there qb, which a lot of coaches might not be willing to do
1. Bengals: No coach, awful qb, lack of playmakers. not looking good

How can you continue to hate on TO? He will come back and be a beast, I know it.

Derrick Mason is still going strong, and hes got to be just as old if not older. He will be fine when he comes back from injury.

And who will sign him, the Redskins of course.

Fish, he wasn't a distraction this year in Cincy or last year in Buffalo?

TO popped off at the Bungles last week they were gonna deactivate him but he was injured anyways.


No one will want TO but id rather have him than Moss. If TO didnt have as good a season as he did he would def be retired next year. After this season someone will pick him (and Moss) up

this was liz response:

I plan on never taking the next step to dating Nacho for several reasons:

a.       Nacho is less than interested in me. 

b.      A date would require effort.  Maybe even a shower.  Both of these things, Nacho is not interested in.   

c.       I think that Nacho’s personal hell would be hanging out with a girl that he only semi likes soberly at a restaurant, when he knows at the end of it he is going to need to pay the bill.  In Nacho world, I’m guessing that’s the worst possible night you could have.   Going out, making small talk, listening to what someone else is saying, and then paying for an overpriced meal.  Lose, lose, lose lose situation.

d.       His shirt would most likely have to reach the top of his jeans.  I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure people wearing midriff tops don’t get served at sit down restaurants.

e.      “Stupid Juice” isn’t on most bar menus.

Who is Lauren?

lauren is my gf danny, we have gone over this at least twice plus u met her.

and btw here is the kearns chart:

0 drinks: Michael
1-5 drinks: Kearns
6-10 drinks: Nacho
11-more: Blackout