I want to take this opportunity to say that I am ecstatic to be back typing on this spiritual and rewarding Email Chain forum.
As most of you know, at some point (Exact date unknown, between 2004-2008) Chase Cox developed a crippling disease that made it virtually impossible for him to make good decisions while drinking, and this has caused a very sticky situation for Mr. Cox as of recent. It was so bad that even the US Army was concerned about the professionalism and liability of Chase Cox.
This caused immediate depression for Chase Cox, who wanted nothing to do with the fun and excitement of the board, as this would just cause further depression and pain. It became so bad, that even masturbation became to difficult because it reminded him of joy and happiness.
However, Chase Cox received some GREAT news today, and although the US Army is often portrayed as a merciful killing machine on television shows and movies, such as MTV's powerful and well-acted film "Stop-Loss", Charlie Sheen's famous "Platoon", and even the Disney-Pixar masterpiece "Ants", they have found it in their heart to allow me to take my talents to Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri for basic training without any further complications.
With this weight now lifted off my massive muscular shoulders, I have a new outlook on life, and I am prepared to devote a major part of my time on this forum.
Just remember that Chase Cox loves all of you guys like brothers.
Warm hugs and kisses,
Chase
P.S. Next step, get to Baltimore...
-- Edited by Chase Cox on Wednesday 20th of October 2010 07:13:19 PM
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danny! this post was both uplifiting and inspiring. uplifiting in tht i get to do something other than work for a few minutes, and inspiring seeing a man who was once so low tht he was unable to masterbate is now back on the top of the world making funny jokes.
i wish this happened earlier because this chain is on life support. hopefully this changes things, i no ive been lazy on the stories, part of it is because most of us r seperated now so its hard to come up with something funny to say every week. which brings me to my next point, danny, when the hell r u coming back to bmore?? the phins play the stillers this sunday and to b honest, if this isnt a weekend ur gonna come to watch football with us idk when is...
the next weekend is also halloween, apparently were having a party and i strongly reccommed u all come to. danny, we've had some great halloweens "the massacre at CVPS," "The attck of the badmitton player," barack and his secret service, and who could forget the guidio night and on the cab ride back u made the cab driver pull over on 695 so u could take a piss. i think ive made a strong enough case to show u tht saturday is going to be nuts, and then sundays me motz n kearns usually go pretty hard so im thinkin we contniue the party the entire weekend. ball is in ur court, lets get this moving.
Thanks for the timely response. Please check out my fantasy post. I have some players people might be interested in.
-Chase
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i just did, its not in the fantasy section though, I dont want it to be hidden.
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