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MFisH · Negus

Johnny Custer Quotes

6ixty · Young Money

"Dropping off a ton of clothes to Goodwill... I hope they will help someone give their kid a gift they otherwise cannot afford or help someone dress nicely for a job interview."
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"Kara: how would you react to a 4 year old saying "if you dont give me lucky charms, Im going to get a knife and cut your head off?

Johnny: I would make sure it was a sharp knife, thats not something you want someone to half ass or bail out on when they are having an issue getting through the spinal cord."
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"Working button cuffs on the tux, custom fixed length grosgrain bowtie to match the lapel facings, patent leather Ferragamo formal slippers... Once I find a proper waist coat this NYE formal rig will be complete. Thanks for the x-mas gift mom and dad"
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"Still feeling pretty green around the gills... Lets see if I can get all my Tuesday stuff accomplished tomorrow. At this point I am just trying to watch Tosh in bed naked

5 mins later...

I actually did infact "ralph", I cant remember the last time that happened to me."
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"Seriously considering an MBA as opposed to a JD at this point. Everything I read is talking about how awful outlook is for future JD's when it comes to employment vs. debt ratio's and seriously skewed LSAC stats on unemployment and pay scales. I love being educated."
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"Does anyone want to sell me a new left knee? I am willing to listen to offers"
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"Couples massage, lunch and pushing it tonight in my black tux with a beautiful girl next to me"
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On P90X... "yeah, it is def the best home workout plan that has ever been created on a consumer level"
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"arguing with me is pointless, i am always sure of the evidence to back myself up"

MFisH · Negus

HAHAAHAH this is too funny. i need to find out if he has twitter

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Of course that faggot has a twitter. He has probably been a member since it's inception.

There wasn't a minute in my life that I thought anything less than a douche of this kid. Remember Halloween, when he dressed as a Chip-n-dale?

So I should be in sunny Orlando, FL in a couple hours but I can't leave until tommorow. F this snow.

MFisH · Negus

florida?? nice. well im off work early, hopefully off again 2mrw, see u bitches later!

6ixty · Young Money

dan why u going to florida, golf outing? and stop ignoring my texts!!!

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

PGA Show in Orlando.

I will be privately meeting Natalie Gulbis, Butch Harmon, Matt Kuchar, and Sara Brown.

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Nick, answer your phone. Important stuff to be discussed.

6ixty · Young Money

"Glad I didnt blackout during the whiteout/thundershow last night... Everyone I talked to today is hungover as all get out. I have been up since 8:00 am fresh and ready for the day... Even though that day has consisted of cleaning my apartment all morning , its the principle of the idea that matters here, folks"

6ixty · Young Money

"FX just went out on Comcast..... I swear to god if I miss Archer* after the day I had I am cancelling my my account tomorrow and shoving my digital boxes up the ass of the first person I see in their office"

and in the comment section...

"My parents have Fios, it is so much better. I am trying to talk my property into switching it to Fios for their default service instead of Crapcast."

and he continues...

"I think my apartment complex has a year long agreement with the evil empire"

*Archer is a cartoon. hes trying to get his entire apartment complex to switch cable providers because he cant watch his favorite cartoon.

MFisH · Negus

hahaha this is great

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

After being exposed to yet another retarded comment by Mr. Custer, Nick and I had to voice our opinion.

Texas Tay · Senior Member

hahahahahahahahahahaha

6ixty · Young Money

I was honestly ready to punch him in the face when i read that. i was being nice in my response. **** that guy

MFisH · Negus

Ok...this is my own fault (yes, I can admit it), bit how am I suppose to be working towards being a "gorilla juice head" when I left my heavy dumbbells at my parents house from my stay there last week? I guess I am doing P90X "lite" tonight. Angry with myself right now.......

6ixty · Young Money

"Bed before 10 PM... wheres MY like button?"

"I am not going to watch Watson on Jeopardy. Why you ask? Well... I have already seen every terminator film and I already know how this is going to end up."

As for watson, kearns and I watched it crush the top-2 all time jeapordy winners last night. pretty amazing how that thing could pick a category, listent to the question, find an answer and say it out loud to trebec

MFisH · Negus

i dont get how a computer gets any of the questions wrong?

6ixty · Young Money

it wasnt so much that it knew the answer its that it could dissect jeapordys tricky questions, seeing as they give you the answer and you have to come up with the question, but also that it could understand the question coming verbally, could find the answer in less than a second, reply verbally with the correct answer then pick a category and wager based on his and the other players money.

you couldnt find the answer to half of those questions in an hour using google, watson was doing it in less than a second. trust me its amazing how it worked

MFisH · Negus

i can imagine it being amazing to watch, but were u expecting the guys to beat a computer?

6ixty · Young Money

hes back at it!

"When I woke up today I had no clue that I was going to run the Director of the National Institute on Drug Abuse in circles at a congressional briefing.

Towson Bachelors Degree (1)

Premio Robins award winner for best medical student of her generation/psychiatric residency New York University, Laughlin Fellowship Award as one of the 10 Outstanding Psychiatric Residents in the USA/Time Magazine's "Top 100 People Who Shape our World" award winner (0)."

And some comments on his own status:

"She was actually a great lady, I really liked her on a personal level and she took the time afterwards to answer a few questions that we couldn't get to in the session. She wasn't ready for someone to ask her the things I asked her though. It really caught her offguard."

In response to someone elses comment:

"Gotcha...Well I hope all goes well with them in the future. I wasn't aware that they set the guidelines for research science in toxicology....that seems to be an overreach of authority to me. BTW I am in love with your dog....I have a boxer too."

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"I may or may not have just seen a small scorpion on the Metro....hmmmm."

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"How can people conduct business all day and smell the way they do when I encounter them on the Metro?"

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"‎727.2 MB of 781.9 MB.....iOS 5 is in my grasp!"

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"Is there anything that doesn't suck about PG County? I can think of nothing worth peeing on if it were all burning to the ground."

MFisH · Negus

haha thats so funny. theres someone on grantland that does whats called a "humblebrag" and quotes things famous ppl say on twitter and ranks them. its basically bragging about things they did while not actually sounding like there bragging about it. one of the winners was: "I just realized I've only showered in ONE of my FIVE showers since I've moved in here. This must change"

getting back to the point, johnny custer would not only win that catergory if he were famous but he would smash the record for the category of ''straight bragging" as well

6ixty · Young Money

haha send link

MFisH · Negus

they do it every so often but here is one with wiz kalifa:

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7154935/the-triumphant-return-humblebrag-power-rankings

6ixty · Young Money

"I am all for allowing "ghetto babies" on the plane...as long those of us who have made the choice not have an albatross around our neck (either in life or on the flight) can open the cabin door at 35,000 feet and toss you and your screaming child out of the plane. It would at least allow you and your mini tear factory to be together for the "important moments" you have left."

"Why do people with kids get all up in arms when people without them complain about the bane and annoyance that we. the childless, have to deal with everyday because they decided to contribute to the growing overpopulation issue?"

"If they (the babies) can't cope with the rigors of air travel, they shouldn't be flying. There are other options, just becasue it isn't as easy to drive to a far away place doesn't mean the majority of the flight should suffer because that. The kids can stay at home, the people being visited can come to you, the kid can be put in a box with holes cut in it and shipped in cargo............"

MFisH · Negus

hahahaah this dude. man, he most think he is the only perosn on the world who matters.

nick, please photo shop this pic with johhnys face on it haha

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6ixty · Young Money

some new gems...

For everyone that is/was stuck on Rt. 50, invest in a 4x4. I pulled onto the shoulder, dropped it into 4Hi, and drove across the grass and down the embankment towards the Lexus dealership and cruised home. Everyone in a little environment saving "green" car looked at me with envy. FJ Cruiser, like what?

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Insanity: The Asylum....ordered. I can't wait to do Insanity and P90X combos all through 2012.

MFisH · Negus

haah i always enjoy a good johnny post that makes no sense to anyone other than himself. he needs twitter

6ixty · Young Money

yea i saw. not as good as the last one thou. i still wanna submit obamas

"... Brian ____ was layed off last year due to economical problems. Now hes been hired by ____ and found a job of the future"

MFisH · Negus

The Return of the Humble Brag! Top 10 list:

10. @Charlene_Malin

This is from a Cedar Rapids, Iowa, weather lady.

"It's kinda awkward waiting at the mechanic's office where commercials of me are playing... I don't think the mechanic recognizes me :) "

Soooo then not that awkward, huh?

9. @TinieTempah

"I can't do the 'mean stare' @ bad drivers in traffic anymore cos they jus go 'Oh look its Tinie Tempah' & start waving, then I wave bk. "

At first I was all "Who the **** is Tinie Tempah?" Then I looked him up and saw that he is a British rapper. But I still can't help but feel like I wouldn't know who he was even if I were British.

8. @NoelClarke

"That awkward moment when the pizza man, starts saying he knows you. "you don't know me, just gimme my food" LOL"

Once again, another British fellow. His name is Noel Clarke and he's an actor. I've pretty much only seen the British Office and then roughly the first 90 seconds of Downton Abbey, so I'm admittedly not up on my Brit culture. However, even if this guy were wildly famous, this is still a pretty egregious Humblebrag.

7. @nataliekhill

"I've DANCED in 3 bway shows, 2 national tours, 2 Vegas companies & a ton of regional & I still feel like an ass in a Zumba class."

I love the phrase "ton of regional" as a brag. It started pretty impressive and then kinda ran out of steam with "ton of regional." You could have just said "three Broadway shows" and left it at that.

6. @ArianFoster

"It's still surreal to me that people take their hard earned money to purchase my jersey. Everyone I see a 23 walking around I smile."

Hey, don't just assume that their money is hard-earned. I'm sure there are plenty of people spending their easily earned money on an Arian Foster jersey. And also probably a fair number of people spending no money on an Arian Foster jersey.

5. @CorbittChandler

"Man, I am beat up. You do a few front squats with 300lbs and 150 deadlifts at 135lbs in a WOD and everything goes to crap. #gettingold"

I can barely lift myself out of bed, so these numbers seem impressive. They may not be to people who work out, but to me they are, so this qualifies as a Humblebrag.

4. @twestp

"getting in shape for no good reason. #habit"

Another fitness Humblebrag.

Getting in shape is its own reward, bra!

3. @Andrej_Pejic

Andrej Pejic is a model.

"Its kind of insane though, the world is at the brink of depression, military conflict and ecological collapse and me in a bra is global news"

Whoa, whoa, whoa. GLOBAL??? NEWS???? It was neither of those things! At most it's what, like, a hundred teenagers jerked off to because their parents turned on SafeSearch or something.

2. @1jennylane

"hmmm. my own song is stuck in my head. interesting."

I would give anything to hear this song. Anything.

1. @kanyewest

I am actually shocked this is Kanye's first time on the list. He's coming out swinging.

On January 4th, Kanye West went on a Twitter rant unlike anything — wait, LIKE anything — he's ever done before. Some of it was incomprehensible lunacy, but peppered throughout were some pretty choice Humblebrags. Several of them. Here are a few samples:

"I know this is not a very rapper thing to say but I haven't bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years..."

I don't trust the validity of this statement.

"What good is fame and prestige if you can't use it to help people... I want to help by doing what I know how to do best .. create"

I mean, I know you have fame and prestige, Kanye, but YOU aren't supposed to say that.

"I appreciate having the most nominations at the Grammies but I feel so conflicted by the fact that award shows sometimes are completely... ...illogical"

Hey man, some people didn't get ANY nominations, ya know? Just be happy. I just want you to be happy, Kanye.

Thanks! See ya next time!

MFisH · Negus

haha, if only he tweeted that!

6ixty · Young Money

"My girlfriend and I found a stray cat, and neither of us can keep her (my dog/her ******* landlord). We want to help her find a great home, and one where we can possibly visit her as well. I am willing to pay for her shots and initial check up if someone I know, and I trust is willing and responsible enough to take her, and keep her safe. She (the cat) has a little bit of separation anxiety (she c...ries when she is alone), which I think will subside when she develops trust and comfort in a home. Outside of that, this is the nicest cat I have ever encountered. If you are interested in her, respond below and/or message me. I can't stress enough that this must be viewed as a long term commitment, with responsible care....More or less, if I give you this cat, and you lose her, harm her, or neglect her...I suggest selling all your possessions, hiring a bodyguard, and moving to the Arctic Circle because that might be the only safe place to hide."

6ixty · Young Money

apparently jonny hurt his knee playing soccer...

"I woke up this morning and I could actually make out the shape of the my knee cap!
I guess that is what a parent feels like when they see a real shape on a sonogram for the first time.

Just to be clear, I am not getting soft about kids....my knee is still more important to me than your kids and probably smarter, better looking, and more athletic than your kids. Just saying...."

MFisH · Negus

hahah. i need to get back on his FB status. cant wait til he gets kids, there gonna be little greek gods according to him

MFisH · Negus

so this girl posted a status update for herself:

Making progress. i was 116lbs in october, considering i'm almost 30 and 5'8'' i'm very happy with that. hit 132 over xmas. offically down to 122!!! swim suit season is so soon.

instead of giving her a "like" or even worse, not saying anything, our bou johnny had this to say:

it matter's more where you gained and lost from, and how much of that gain and loss was fat hanging out where it shouldn't be.

HAHA SMH.

MFisH · Negus

hahah. i was in the bathroom n was actually starting to read this but i got about half way through and said ok im done. i actually read it now n its very hypocrital. i love how he says he hates how guys cry about their feelings on facebook. if i could only pick one person who expresses his feeling on facebook johnny custer would be my 1st round draft choice.

regardless, i dont know why but i think its really funny when somebody posts a staus update for themselves and somebody comments on it then johnny has to make his comment and it all of a sudden becomes a 15 post thread with his opinions n somehow turns into a long rant/debate that should belong in some upscale girl magizine and not someones facebook wall haha. if he did that to me i might de-friend him

-- Edited by MFisH on Thursday 28th of February 2013 09:42:26 PM

6ixty · Young Money

this is only a small portion of a johnny custer rant but im not sure if this is a humble brag or down right hypocritical irony...

Johnny Custer:
I will say the line between logical thinking men and emotional thinking women is being blurred by society completely losing perspective of values, men not being fathers, and too much "feel good about feelings" crap being widely endorsed as acceptable. Too many dudes moan like girls on Twitter and Facebook about their "feelings" and look like soft cry babies. Society needs to sack up and dudes need to stop wearing spandex jeans.

6ixty · Young Money

haha right it started out about a joke about how many pillows girls have on their bed and johnny turned it into a political debate. seriously, that guy could argue about sean taylor or ed reed being better on madden...

MFisH · Negus

hahaha. ya at 3am on a friday night while laying on a dirty ass floor puking into a trash can. i only hung out with him on 2 occasions: class and when he was drunk n let himself into our apartment univinted. if u see how he is needing to comment on every facebook post, imagine how he was in a class. it was brutal.

6ixty · Young Money

LMAO at goat milk

MFisH · Negus

haha omg. things i am confident i will never hear again in my life:

goat milk usually stays stocked vs cow milk

how much grass-feed sirloin will be left

6ixty · Young Money

haha someone asked johnny where he gets his goat milk.... he countered with something about camel milk omg im dying hahaha

MFisH · Negus

add raw camel milk to the list of things i will probably never hear again in my life

6ixty · Young Money

Johnny Custer: I tend to lift barefoot or in a minimal zero drop running shoe like the Vibrams mentioned in the article or the New Balance Minimus. Personally I am partial to barefoot, it is the most most natural from an evolutionary standpoint.

6ixty · Young Money

God I miss this guy and the unintentional laughs he brings

Jpoo · Guru

Whenever I hear you guys talk about this dude I always think of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

6ixty · Young Money

PS reading back through this thread is hilarious haha

6ixty · Young Money

6ixty · Young Money

annnnnnd johnny just wished his dog a happy birthday on the book. which wouldnt be SO strange if his dog didnt have his own FB profile that johnny posted this to the wall of

MFisH · Negus

haha I would say im surprised but im not. I miss that guy and our hour long drunken discussion when he was on the floor about the puke in our trash can.