You are heading into the desert to esacape the aftermath of teh apocalypse, and you get to bring one person with you on your journey. Which one of the following would it be?
A)Stripper B)Doctor C)Wilderness Man D)Plumber E)Prostitue
(While post the answer once the question has been answered
Wilderness Man: I must inform you that is a terrible choice. BY nature a wilderness man is a loaner. You need him more than he needs you, and he will ditch you the first chance he gets. In addition, they are notoriously bad conversationlists.
Plumber: If you picked a plumber, hit yourself upside the head with a lead pipe. This question was supposed to be a gimme, but apparently you managed to **** it up.
with the survivalist, while you're with him you learn every last damn possible thing you can. I dont think they will leave you, man is a social creature. They desire company always, even if its with someone who they despise. Eternal lonesome or helping someone survive? you pick having someone with you always. Trust me on this, I've given post apocalyptic survival an excessive amount of for thought.
i agree with josh here, no man is gonna ditch unless the other person is causing him to potentially die. plus its easier for bear to get the 2nd guy to help him out with minor tasks.
now if we're talking zombie apocalypse theres a whole nother mentality to it. First off many would thinbk you should go get guns and lots of em. I agree, but for different reasons. The use of a gun against zombies would only attract more zombies, they would be attracted to the noise. Now the only reason to have a gun is defend yourself from other non-infected who might have it out to murder your ass. For zombies the best tools would be blunt objects (bats, wood, etc) or stabbing/slicing (swords,axes, etc) this will allow you to decapitate/destroy the zombies brains without drawing unwanted attention to yourself.
now if we're talking zombie apocalypse theres a whole nother mentality to it. First off many would thinbk you should go get guns and lots of em. I agree, but for different reasons. The use of a gun against zombies would only attract more zombies, they would be attracted to the noise. Now the only reason to have a gun is defend yourself from other non-infected who might have it out to murder your ass. For zombies the best tools would be blunt objects (bats, wood, etc) or stabbing/slicing (swords,axes, etc) this will allow you to decapitate/destroy the zombies brains without drawing unwanted attention to yourself.
hahahah while funny and informative i think u play too many video games haha
1. im not gonna act like i play it constitently, but when i do play dk, it is mainly when ur not around, like on the weekends but watever
2. about time u joined a gym. we gota get jacked for vegas! after joining a gym do u no what the next step is....STERIODS!! if we start now we def do good for vegas!
Speaking of "roids" i recently just got shipped that deer antler **** Ray Ray Lewis was busted for. I'm assuming im going to become a roided freak, so watch out!
I will give an thourough explanation on each choice, ultimately coming to the correct answer, in my humble opinion.
Prostitute
NO WAY. Sounds fine and dandy, right? Wrong! First off, this girl has been programmed like an old Apple Commodore 16KB Desktop to only open her vag for money. You will eventually run out of money and the fun stops there. Second, prositutes are walking, living petri dishes harboring diseases and strings of anthrax that no man wants around them, especially on a island where hygiene is going to be sub-par. Prosty, out!
Doctor
Sounds like the easiest and most logical choice right!? NO! Have you ever met a doctor that is not a huge douche? I haven't. Doctors think that people are impressed that they went to school for 15 years and make a boat load of money that they never have time to spend. After several days of listening to this guy discuss where he went to medical school and the difference between in patient and out patient procedures, I would literally murder him with a sharpened piece of bamboo. Doctor, out.
Plumber
Staying clean is a very important part of survival, and who better than a plumber to rig you a shower to do this, right!? WRONG! Most plumbers in todays world spent one year at the Plumbers Academy of America and trained with the most modern of tools and techniques. The last thing I want is a lazy Mexican on the island with me complaining that he doesn't have the right tools. He will probably cry "Union" and picket on the island. No sir. Plumber, out.
Wilderness Man
This also seems like the most obvious of choices. But let me tell you why not. First, I am already trained in survival and do not need another survival expert with me. We would on clash on ideas, and ultimetly would just murder each other. Bear Grylls, out.
Stripper
Friends, you have my choice. The time-tested stripper! These fine specimens have been servicing men and women since man first began to walk upright. Why the stripper you ask? First, these girls are instant bonders. The lack of a father figure in their life will gaurentee their bond and loyalty to you while on the island. This has been pointed out, and is crucial to survival; companionship. Second, strippers are known to be saavy and Macgyver-esque. I once watched a stripper throw her legs behind her head, violently striking the stage floor. Did you see how much Tom Hanks struggled to open those coconuts in Castaway? Those coconuts are stubborn little bastards, and this leg smash would be perfect for both coconuts and other smaller nuts.
So there you have it boys.
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hahah after reading ur answer i am leaning towards that way as well. but erm, i dont get it, do u have an answer for us or was this a set up with danny?
A good buddy of yours sets you up with a woman who works at his office. You go out on a date, things go well, and at the end of the night you go back to her place. Just before you are about to get it on, she says, "I have to confess something. I have herpes." How do you react?
A)Use a condom B)Run from her house, get in your car and speed away. Even if you are in your own home, leave immediately. NO kissing your dog good-bye, no stopping to take a leak. You just hightail it the **** out of there. C)Have sex with her, but pour scope on your genitals afterward to kill whatever you may have picked up. D)Ask her if she's into blow jobs or anal E)Ask if she has a younger sister that does not have herpes F)Put an arm around her and spend the next 4 hours listening to her problems, most of which revolve around the fact that she has Herpes. G)Tell her it is okay because you have syphilis.
(Danny so for has set the bar shows that he could possibly be the ultimate man, cmon Nancies step up the answers?)
If there's one disease (besides AIDS) that sticks with yah its Herpes. There's a lot of factors to consider in this decision as well. How hot is this broad? Is she like give up my left nut hot? or just a 7 or 8. If its the case of a lower score, I say the true answer is a combination of choice B&D cop some head from her, then PEACE OUT. Thus you stay herpes free, still get your nut off, all in all making out like a champ.
Strippers: Strippers have been brought up thinking that they have very little value. This goes back to daddy issues (10 points for Chase for nailing a direct point).This makes manipulating them that much easier. They are great entertainers, and they are dependent on you enough that they will follow you everywhere. Also, now knowing what freaks you might encounter you can use a stripper to barter goods and services. I know you think why not prostitute besides the diseases (+5 for bringing up supplemental point) once these bitches get used up they are worthless the marginal benefit is greater with a stripper. Bartering a strippers sexy services for goods and services is the way to go.
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