haha thunder thighs aka pick a fight with a towel dispenser aka post pictures of your junk on the internet aka get in a drunken fight in a parking lot aka mr self tanner aka mr throw a hissy fit when you get cut.
this guy has more drunk stories than fish on a monday morning
the guy was a stud, steelers did him dirty. he hit on over 82% of his tries most of them being on that crappy grass they call hines field. most ppl dont know the real story about this but he was big ben's wingman and helped him get all the college babes execpt while jeff reid was repeatedly bringing back the hottest chick home big ben couldnt keep up and kept blacking out and doing dumb things like locking girls in the bathroom cuz he thought he could get away with anything. like all situations like this, the steelers needed a fall guy and who are you going to pick, the franchise qb that they signed to a 100 million dollar contract or the kicker? big ben should be ashamed.
with that said, who wouldnt wanna party with this guy?
yeah lone survivor was cool but it was just a 2 hour shootout. sounds great but there wasnt much story to it. i def enjoyed it the first time but i dont think i could watch it too often
I felt the exact same way, almost a little disappointed. not that I was expecting Oscar worthy dialogue scenes but basically the last hour-hour 15 was all these 4 guys getting shot at and falling down the mountain. I get its a true story and all but the plot was kinda dumb, all these seals did was look at the terrorist in the mountains, then run into the goat hoarders, let them live, and 5 min later they're being attacked by 500 people. idk I was pretty excited for this movie and I guess I expected more.
Thats so funny you mention the Lego Movie, I was gonna say something about it before I finished reading your comment. That movie was great, Everything is Awesome.
ya nick has been raving about that movie for months even tho he's never seen it so I got high last week and watched it and thought it was great. I love movies that have animation in it and then throw in real life. and yes that everything is awesome song was stuck in my head for the next 2 days haha
so I smoked a little night and around midnight was flipping through the channels and what do I find on HBO? the godfather. I was immediately sucked in til about 230am which made me very tired today but I don't regret it. I forgot how great of a movie that was, even 40 years later. for someone like me who doesn't like watching movies twice or anything over 2 hours this was the 3rd time ive seen godfather and it was even better this time around because I actually understood/paid attention to everything that was going on.
with no football/basketball season I've had a lot of dead time at nights to watch things so I've been on a weird movie binge lately. here are the movies I have seen in the last month or so with official mark fischer rankings (1-10):
just in case you were planning on watching draft day, my boy bill simmons warns against it. here is why (and how the movie starts)
Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 1: On the morning of the draft, Seattle calls Costner and offers no. 1 overall (landing him the draft’s fictional Franchise QB) for Costner’s next three no. 1 picks. Costner immediately accepts without (a) checking with his owner, (b) checking with his staff, and (c) doing any background intel on a Franchise QB that he never expected to pick. I mean … you can’t even make a fantasy football trade with a drunk buddy at 2 a.m. in 30 seconds anymore. Seriously, that’s how the movie starts!?
Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 2: Costner becomes worried about the Franchise QB, does some background intel, investigates some possibly bogus story that nobody showed up at the QB’s birthday party, then calls him at the draft and asks him if winning is important to him. When he doesn’t like the answer, Costner decides NOT to take the QB — only he doesn’t tell his owner or his staff, he doesn’t try to trade down, and instead takes a linebacker who was expected to fall into the teens first overall. So basically, he traded three no. 1 picks to move up six spots to take someone who would have been there at no. 7.
IN ALL CAPS: THIS IS THE DUMBEST SPORTS MOVIE IN A LONG TIME. THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU DUMBER AS YOU WATCH IT. YOU ACTUALLY LOSE BRAIN CELLS.
I saw it in 3D over the summer and had a blast watching it. I liked the idea that he was a good guy too, nice change of pace from that Matthew Broderick dreck from way back when.
going to see gone girl tonight. heard nothing but great things including 91% on rotten tomatoes.
EVEN moreso than gone girl im suuuuper excited about christopher nolans new flick interstellar. guy is easily my favorite director thanks to momento and inception. he also did a amall superhero trilogy i think as a side project. the boy mcconaughey is also the lead
I've been doing everything I can to avoid watching anything regarding Interstellar, I want to go into it completely blind and not have any idea of what it is.
I've also heard great things about gone girl and even got me thinking I should check it out in theaters which I haven't been to since the last batman came out years ago. ben afleck has really turned his career back around over the past 5 years hasn't he?
my only question to you nick is, how are you going to the movie and then going to get back to bmore in time for the o's/dj santa spinning at bandtios tonight? is it an early movie showing?
last time you were there it was called something different I think and it was more of a food spot and not a bar. banditos is now a legit bar with a dj. 2 dance floors and is a lot bigger than you remember. the bartenders are also cool as **** so a lot of other bartenders go there to hang out if they are off including your girl Jordan who I see all the time as well as every other smoking hot chick in fed. here is how I would rank the bars in popularity:
so gone girl gets a 7/10 in my book. the twist was fantastic and ben aflack was great as expected but I just cant get over the ending. it was so frustrating. one of those movies where you leave the theater pissed by how it ends and thats exactly what the writer was going for. see it for yourself as many ppl do like it and it was very enjoyable until the end.
now, Nas has a new documentary: time is ILLmatic which gives an inside view into the creation of one of the best albums of all time. he was premiering the movie at lincoln theater here in DC last saturday followed by a PERFORMANCE OF THE ALBUM IN ITS ENTIRETY. my second favorite rapper of all time you can imagine my disgust when i found out tickets were sold out and going for 4x retail on stubhub. had a friend who went and could put into words how great it was. pissed that i missed the event im still very much looking forward to the movie which is actually already available thru itunes.