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MFisH · Negus

Official Skip Bayless is a HUGE Douche Bag Thread

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Does this mean your on the Skip train now?

MFisH · Negus

no, i am disagreeing with him. u couldnt tell by my post?

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

How long is Vick supposed to be out? Cause VY really can keep that team on track, but not for the whole season.

MFisH · Negus

they say hes day to day so im guessing 50% chance for this week. i wouldnt mind vy playing if it wasnt for the fact that every game is now a must win and i trust vick a lot more than i trust young. vy just made himself a lot of money last night, some team is def gonna go after him to be a starter next year.

6ixty · Young Money

"If I could pour Tebow into LeBron, Id have beyond Jordan.. 8 or 10 titles"

what a fantastic quote

MFisH · Negus

charles barkley today on the dan patrick show, "I hate skip bayless more than any person in the world. thanks for doing your show so i don't have to watch that a-hole."

now thats a man who knows what hes talking about!!

MFisH · Negus

btw, what is skip saying about vince young after another 4 int performace? does he still think vince would be 7-3 over vick.

this is why ppl hate him, he says ridicouls comments and then after 1 game (vy for giants) he acts like he was right the entire time and how smart he is. guy doesnt know what hes talking about

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

^^YUP.

6ixty · Young Money

OK I am officially on the Skip Bayless HATE train. No one talks about Derrick Rose like this and gets away with it!

Derrick Rose (Chicago)

Who is Skip Bayless?

skip bayless

Derrick Rose, last summer you were just another guy on a Team USA that Kevin Durant led to the World Championship. International defenders sagged off you because you couldn't shoot. The fact that you won MVP is the most astonishing single-season development I've ever witnessed. It required a perfect storm (such as LeBron joining DWade).

MFisH · Negus

y is he attacking yet another nba mvp?

Jpoo · Guru

Once again, there's a reason I stopped watching ESPN and get all my sports related news from other internet sources.

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Jpoo wrote:
Once again, there's a reason I stopped watching ESPN and get all my sports related news from other internet sources.

Yup. ESPN is getting closer and closer to merging with TMZ...

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

ESPN used to be all sports all the time, now it is something you can watch with a first date...

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

ESPN used to be stats, scores, and players, now it is something you can use to teach your girlfriend the rules of American football.

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

ESPN used to be where I could find out where free agents were heading, now it is where you can find out who Alex Rodriguez is dating.

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Ok, I think everyone gets my point.

#IfItAintBrokeDontFixIt

6ixty · Young Money

haha #2 was funny

MFisH · Negus

i think internet websites like thebiglead and deadspin is the reason espn turned the way it did. ppl like reading about these stories and there gonna find out about them once these websites started getting big that it is impossible to ignore (see the brett farve penis story as a perfect example)

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

I will never enjoy ESPN like I did until the following GREAT men return:

1. Craig Kilborn
2. Rich Eisen (Only if there was no NFL Network)
3. Dan Patrick
4. Kenny Mayne
5. Keith Oberman

Oh the glory days...

MFisH · Negus

haha ya most of those guys were great. but there are never coming back so keep on dreaming. i like scott van pelt and the dude with the glasses who yells "BARTENDER!"

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Thats Olberman. He was like a dry funny, hilarious.

MFisH · Negus

no i know who olberman is, i think hes kind of a douche to be honest, but i remember him being decent on SC. i was talking about this guy:

6ixty · Young Money

neil everett!

6ixty · Young Money

this is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haha you need sound to watch

[video=http://www.youtube.com/zMK9FKMG3Nc]

MFisH · Negus

haha i have no sound at work but i can only imagine, just going of the opening shot of skip's head looking like its going to explode

MFisH · Negus

Si did a poll of nfl players to see who is the most disliked NFL commentator. here were the results:

The top 5 least- liked looks like this: 1. Collinsworth. 2. Chris Berman. 3. Warren Sapp. 4. Troy Aikman. 5. Ron Jaworski. Jon Gruden finishes 6th, and, as a testament to how universally disliked he is by everyone, Skip Bayless comes in at number 8, even though he doesn’t exclusively commentate on football.

Jpoo · Guru

After Bayless tried to provoke Suggs into going on a rant that the Patriots got some “home cooking” from the officials, Suggs wouldn’t bite in this clip from BlackSportsOnline.com.

“Stop that. I know what you’re doing,” Suggs said. “Once again, stop it. Be an analyst. Don’t be a douchebag. You know what I meant.”

LOVE IT!

MFisH · Negus

haha i like suggs, def someone nobody should ever mess with. what is he on 1st take today? that must be rough to be doing sportscenter the day after a loss like that

MFisH · Negus

from pft hahaah:

The level of debate on ESPN2′s First Takeusually ranges somewhere between “screaming over the top of the man sitting across from you” to “flinging poo at one another.”

That’s why Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggsis going to gain a lot of new fans for calling out Skip Bayless on Monday.

Jpoo · Guru

Chris Kluwe going after Bayless.

This time Bayless calls all kickers non players and that field goals should be gotten rid of in the NFL.

Hilarity ensues.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/24/chris-kluwe-vikings-punter-skip-bayless-espn_n_1229086.html

Jpoo · Guru

Kluwe then shared one of the insults he would say to Bayless if he was ever invited on "First Take":

"I hope you fall down an elevator shaft onto a burning pile of rusted AIDS needles."

I love me so Kluwe

MFisH · Negus

thats one hell of an insult

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Kluwe is fcuking WIERD, but I agree with him! Down with Skip!

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Skip Bayless just said that everyone is picking the Giants to win the Super Bowl (Haven't heard one person pick them yet), and that they are "FAVORED UNDERDOGS". HAHAHA he is inventing phrases now.

MFisH · Negus

haha that is funny but i do get what hes saying. hes saying there the vegas underdog but most ppl r picking the giants right now. i havent heard too many predictions as of now (since the game is still a week and a half away) but i think more ppl r gonna pick the giants too

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

HAHAHAHA One guy just said Tom Brady was overrated (Even a Dolphin fan thinks this is ludicrous), and Skip bayless said this Super Bowl will show us what Tom Brady is made of. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I think Tom Brady has already shown what he is made of. This isn't his first rodeo Skip.

I'm turnining this off, this is annoying to listen to.

MFisH · Negus

who said brady waas overrated?

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

Black guy that is on the show with him.

Jpoo · Guru

Steven A Smith.

Almost as worthless as Skip.

MFisH · Negus

Hey Mike, any chance of you battling Skip Bayless on First Take?

6ixty · Young Money

Skip was going HAM on lebron on twitter earlier

MFisH · Negus

o god what was he saying

6ixty · Young Money

DRose takes lucky LeBron off hook by missing 2 late FTs, last shot ... canceling 2 LeBricked late shots that missed rim and 2 missed FTs.

Did Santa leave LeBron that "King James" bike he rode to game today? Maybe that tired out his legs for final minute. Still #PrinceJames.

LeBron just a disaster in final 2 mins vs. Bulls, who didn't even have the 1 guy who can guard him (Deng). But I don't EXPECT LBJ to close.

DO expect DWade to close. Either he must demand ball or Spoelstra must call his number AND HE MUST BE MUCH BETTER THAN HE WAS SUNDAY.

I get so tired of ppl giving LeBron a pass b/c jumped over 5-11 guy, dunked, scored 35. Stat sheet stuffer! No clutch gene. Mentally soft.

If I were advising LeBron I'd tell him to drop the "King James" at least until DWade wins him a title. It's even on his bike! King of WHAT?

MFisH · Negus

he is such a fag. jesus

MFisH · Negus

now stephen A is giving the middle finger (or angry bird) to skip!

MFisH · Negus

and skip is high as lil wayne on a friday night!

6ixty · Young Money

skips looking old. i dont think ive had a chance to see him live since chik fila at the union

Chase Cox · Blinn College Buccaneers Alum

I'm suprised Skip is still alive, especially after that musket ball got him in the Civil War.

6ixty · Young Money

hahahahahaha