never wake bros

new slate of 30 for 30 episodes

Tuesday, Oct. 2, 8 p.m. – Broke (Billy Corben)

Official Synopsis:

Broke explores the roads to fortune in American sports and eventually, the many detours to bankruptcy. Bernie Kosar, Andre Rison and Cliff Floyd are among the athletes who talk openly about the challenges of managing their money in an era when big contracts don’t necessarily support bigger lifestyles. Sucked into bad investments, stalked by freeloaders and saddled with medical problems, many pro athletes get shocked by harsh economic realities after years of living the high life. A story of the dark side of success, Broke is an allegory for the financial woes haunting economies and individuals all over the world.


Tuesday, Oct. 9, 8 p.m. – 9.79* (Daniel Gordon)

Official Synopsis:

The 100-meter men’s final at the 1988 Seoul Games was the fastest and perhaps most thrilling sprint in Olympic history. But within 48 hours, gold medalist Ben Johnson had tested positive for anabolic steroids, and scandal reigned. This one race still haunts the eight men who took part. But what brought them to the starting line? And what happened to them since?


Tuesday, Oct. 16, 8 pm. – There’s No Place Like Home (Maura Mandt and Josh Swade)

Official Synopsis:

On December 10, 2010, Sotheby’s auctioned off the most important historical document in sports history—James Naismith’s original rules of basketball. There’s No Place Like Home is the story of one fan’s obsessive quest to win this seminal American artifact at auction and bring the rules “home” to Lawrence, Kansas, where Naismith coached and taught for more than 40 years.


Tuesday, Oct. 23, 8 p.m. – Benji (Coodie and Chike)

Official Synopsis:

In 1984, 17-year-old Ben Wilson was a symbol of everything promising about Chicago: a beloved, sweet-natured youngster from the city’s fabled South Side, and America’s most talented basketball prospect. His senseless murder the day before his senior season sent ripples through Chicago and the nation.


Tuesday, Oct. 30, 8 p.m. – Ghosts of Ole Miss (Fritz Mitchell)

Official Synopsis:

In 1962, the University of Mississippi campus erupted in violence over integration and swelled with pride over an unbeaten football team. Mississippi native Wright Thompson explores the tumultuous events that continue to shape the state 50 years later.


Saturday, Dec. 8, 9 p.m. – You Don’t Know Bo (Michael Bonfiglio)

Official Synopsis:

Bo Jackson hit 500 ft. home runs, ran over linebackers, and—for a small window—he was the best athlete we had ever seen. You Don’t Know Bo is a close look at the man and marketing campaign that shaped his legacy. Even without winning a Super Bowl or World Series, Bo redefined the role of the athlete in the pop cultural conversation. More than 20 years later, myths and legends still surround Bo Jackson, and his impossible feats still capture our collective imagination.



any of em look good?

last night was a major disapointment going from expecting to see wake brothers to stupid jwoww n boring pregnant snookies show.  one show is hilarious the other one featurs snookie crying because she is on vacation in cancun and cant get blacked out.  shes gonna be a great mother.  with that said, i found some other great shows and let me tell u, rednecks are so in right now.  not only do they have one of the best new shows on tv in duck dynasty (LA) they now have "Call of the Wildman" (KY) on animal planet.  This is just an out of his mind KY hillbilly with 7 teeth who literally goes from place to place n catches wild animals with his bare hands for like $50.  this guy is a lunatic and u need a watch a clip of him.  just imagine a crazy guy who enjoys catching wild animals slugging back 15 redbulls and doing a few lines of coke n thats how this guy acts.  one of the stories they told about him was that he only drank coffee once in his life and that was before he was on the Tonight Show and he thought it was a "chochalte drink" haha.  he claimed he didnt sleep for 3 days hahaah.  u guys have to watch at least 1 episode.

big dilema here, the season preimere of modern family returns tonight at 9pm AND at the same time the united states 5th major sport mtv's real world challenge is also at 9pm and your boy doesnt have dvr anymore!  what do i do??

Or.

Football

Or.

SNL Thursday Night

Or.

The Office

Or.

Parks and Rec

Or.

Smashing myself in the face with a brick till it all goes black.



These are the things one should do instead of watching that filth.

ya right nick, id like to see ur smash ur face with a brink.  u love JS!

JS was so weak last night.  2 hour season premier and no action at all.  even paulie d wasnt that funny.  this reminded me of the stink bomb the steelers had last year week 1 vs the ravens.  hopefully like the 2011 steelers, JS bounces back and has a decent year with a round 1playoff loss but damn even the upcoming season highlights at the end of the episode didnt look great.  the loss of snookie (baby) and situation (pain pills) to no more drinking and starting drama is really going to hurt this season.  not only does it knock them down, but it also effects people like denna who cried the entire episode.  luckily ronnie is still on top of his game blacking out and telling sam shes worthless left us right back in season 3 mode. 

1 thing i took from this was that i liked the term "ronning" which basically means to black out and do stupid ron things such as have his eyes fall to the back of his head, act like a dick to his girl friend, and dance terribly.  which reminds me, i think we need a term either called "nicking" or "60ing." either name would include: turning a dark shade of red, buying/taking way too many shots in a row, screaming at the top of his lungs, and yelling "HEY SHORTAY" to any girl that walks within 5 feet.

did i miss anything else? 

Nickersoning would be more appropriate.

ie: I wonder what this steak knife would feel like jammed into my leg.

ie:I wonder if my car floats.

ie:Let's buy a motorcycle that I have no idea how to use.

ie:Lets go to a gay bar.

ie:I am going to hang over the railing of the 27th floor of the penthouse.

ie:I am gonna eat out Regina while she's on her period.

nuff said.

fantastic night of tv.  we got

730pm: O's at Yanks game 3

9pm: Modern Fam

10pm: Back to back episodes of the new season of Duck Dynasty!

11pm: Real World "The Challenge"

 

non stop action all night!

im super pumped for AHS Aslyum got my DVR set to record cause erms in town and were going out for drinks tonight.

OMG fish i really hope youre joking. that show is trash

Pauly D

I Have a Love Child

 

Exclusive

Pauly D's bloodline will live on, because he has a little girl crawling around -- near the Jersey Shore ... TMZ has learned.

Here's what we know ... The mother is 26, born in Jersey but she met Pauly in Vegas last year. We're told they hooked up while he was DJing in Sin City.

The baby is a few months old, living with her mom.

The mom has filed court docs in New Jersey to formally establish paternity, but we've learned Pauly has already taken a DNA test and he's the dad.

Pauly tells TMZ, "I'm proud I'm a father. I am excited to embark on this new part of my life."