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As many as 48 wild animals, including cheetahs, grizzly bears, black bears, wolves, lions, a white Siberian tiger, camels and giraffes are on the loose across Zanesville, which has a population of about 25,000 residents. Police said that orangutans and chimps were found in Thompson's home, but they were still in their cages.

hahaaaahaha oh man im dying over here

haha ya i heard about this.  there was a school delay for "exotic animal hunt."

i havent read the article yet, but how the hell did all these animals escape?

ya i thought it was a zoo break but i didnt realize it was a private owner.  how is it legal to own something like a lion? haha jeez

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ya i thought it was a zoo break but i didnt realize it was a private owner.  how is it legal to own something like a lion? haha jeez

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I am all for owning dangerous things, obviously, but really? Tigers, lions!?

haha seriously.  i could see owning like 1 or 2 when the young but not when there full grown

ive got a great story about owning a dangerous snake ill share after i eat lunch!

wheres this story at?

I prolly told both yall this at some point but here we go, true story:

My sisters friend bought a pet python. he was a real big snake lover and took real good care of his snake, and even slept with it next to him in his bed at night. After a couple weeks of sleeping with it he noticed that when he woke up in the morning the snake was fully stretched out next to him longways. he thought maybe the snake was sick or something to he took it to the vet.

The vet told him to go home and look under the couches, behind the chairs and in dark secluded places, and that eventually he would find a pile of dead mice. . the vet told him that the reason he would find a pile of dead mice is because the snake had been starving himself and that the snake has been stretching out next to him at night because he has been sizing him up, comparing the guy to the size of himself, because he was going to KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP AND EAT HIM.

sure enough he went home later and found a pile of dead mice under his sofa

needless to say my sisters friend had the snake killed and hasnt owned one since.



but yea, ppl like this who are dumb enough to sleep with their pet pytons are the reason that shows like fatal attractions exist, and why so many ppl are killed by their wild animals every year...

holy ****, that story creeps me out. i mean its kinda common sense but the fact that the snake was pretty much like preparing to eat the dude is epic/awesome/creepy/scary all at the same time.

man i hate to  be debbie downer but i googled it after reading it and found this as the first link:

 

http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/measured.asp

 

apparenetly its a pretty popular "friend of a friend" story, obviously not sayin you made it up nick but prolly ur sisters friend did haha

i googled hoping to read more awesome stories but snopes was the top link instead :(

1. you fell for it too
2. that comercial is real

UPDATE: Wolf has now been taken out. over

jesus check out the animals taken out:

- 2 wolfs

- 6 black bears

- 2 grizzly bears

- 9 male lions

- 8 female lions

- 1 baboon

-3 mountain lions

- 18 bengal tigers

HOW IS OWNING THIS MANY WILD ANIMALS LEGAL?? haha

and imagine your this persons neighboor and there 20 lions rooming the streets and 10 wild bears hahaha god damn! 

UPDATE:  the one loose money most likely has Herpes B

That was one wierd looking dude. Thank sweet 10 pound baby Jesus he is not still alive to procreate.

first osama and now this dude, who is the next most wanted man in the world that we need to go after?

^ That made me laugh very hard

Now this Ohio animal story just gets down right scary!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/herpes-monkey-still-loose-ohio-exotic-animal-break-200156064.html

haha daamn.  wish we partied with her.  check this out, if this isnt parents looking the other way then idk what is:

In the months following Amy Winehouse's death, her parents believed that -- after years of hard-living and drug and alcohol abuse -- their daughter died due to complications stemming from alcohol withdrawal. "Abstinence [from alcohol] gave her body such a fright, they thought it was eventually the cause of her death," a source close to the family said in July. It turns out, the complete opposite was true.

if we thought meg and jen were bad i cant imagine amy winehouse

im about it. me and erm are heading to vegas tomorrow morning. flight leaves at 6 am, taxis is picking us up at 4. mcdonals breakfast and a weed brownie for dessert. couldnt be more excited

haha what did fish call him again?