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dan post a link to the cruise ship transmissions

6ixty wrote:

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 hahahaha FUNNY!  ur boy is back, nick decided to go 60 at 5pm on a sunday n i was riding shotgun so i blacked out like it was a friday night n woke up monday like i had been drinking for 48 straight hours...which i basically was. woke up at 630am, tossed and turned on my bed in pain for 2 hours then attempted to shower only almost collapes and say **** this im calling out.  then i sat in bed for another 10 hours watching a jersey shore marthon.  if thats not how the blacks celebrate MLK day then i must not know black people as well as i thought.

anyway, yes i had an interview with pnc, it went real well n he basically told me i had the job if i wanted it.  i thnik im gonna wait a month or 2 before going there, i still got a lot of good loans in my name that i need to close here or wont get credit for it, but ur boy might be moving up in the banking indusry!  as for football, **** the giants im done with football until the real season begins in march aka FREE AGENCY!

-- Edited by MFisH on Tuesday 17th of January 2012 07:33:48 PM

part of going 60 is waking up and being a beast at work the next morning haha

wanna do it again tonight? storage wars is on thats almost as good a reason as an nfl playoff game

Also, going through the news I noticed a story about an injured lamb who was fitted with a prosthetic leg for a chance at a second life.

ARE YOU JOKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A lamb? Charles Darwin is rolling in his grave everybody is messing with his survival of the fittest thing. Prosthetics are expensive as balls!, 10s of thousand of dollars for a LAMB.

-- Edited by Chase Cox on Thursday 19th of January 2012 04:33:58 PM

And here is the excuse given by the cruise ship captain as to why he was on a lifeboat! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, what a ****.

"I had no intention of escaping," Francesco Schettino, 52, said during his first court hearing Tuesday, according to Italy's Corriere della Sera newspaper.

"I was helping some passengers put the life boat to sea. At a certain point the mechanism for lowering it, blocked. We had to force it. Suddenly the system unblocked itself and I tripped and I found myself inside the life boat with a number of passengers."

his wife call him a "hero" haha. f that that dudes a pussy

she looks better now that she lost weight and yea the whole bright-orange tan thing doesnt help either. still, all the makeup in the world couldnt cover up the fact that shes a sloppy lush

hahah, f'n PETA!

hahaha that was funny danny.

if you really want to be depressed go watch the new PITA 'ink not mink' promotional video. it shows dogs in china being slammed to the ground to knock them out the skinned alive. they wake up while being skinned and start moving its really disgusting

danny, don't fool urself thinking that money is going to waste.  ppl love a heart felt story about an animal getting a 2nd chance at life.  have you heard of the movie "dolphins tail?"  who ever paid for that lamb's leg also bought the movie rights for it and is currently in production for the next hollywood block buster that will make millions. 

HAHAHAHAHA

haha danny where do u come up with this ****

actaully i do too but i guess i skip over the stories like those haha

MFisH wrote:

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MFisH wrote:

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danny, don't fool urself thinking that money is going to waste.  ppl love a heart felt story about an animal getting a 2nd chance at life.  have you heard of the movie "dolphins tail?"  who ever paid for that lamb's leg also bought the movie rights for it and is currently in production for the next hollywood block buster that will make millions. 

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 nick, stop hating on a hear felt disney classic.  i need some names for my new movie, i'm thinkings "His Lamb's Chance" (get it? instead of saying Last im saying lamb cuz its a lamb! haaaaa)

anyone else got some good titles for my movie?

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 Silence of the Lamb Leg (since he no longer has it).

were not very creative movie producers!

Eight Legged Lamb Freaks

Chase Cox wrote:

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Eight Legged Lamb Freaks

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 danny u making a disney heart warming movie or a horror story?

MFisH wrote:

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Chase Cox wrote:

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Eight Legged Lamb Freaks

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 danny u making a disney heart warming movie or a horror story?

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 Just bouncin' around ideas, if horror is where we are led to, then horror it is.

Chase Cox wrote:

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MFisH wrote:

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nick, i no u read simmons mail bag so u no he wants to make a movie about tim tebows season (which will prolly happen) and he call's it "Fourth and God"  haha how funny is that?

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 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no it will not.

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Q: After that incredible Broncos win added another chapter to the amazing Tebow story, it's now certain that Fourth-and-God will be made within a year and gross over $100 million its opening weekend (not $85 million as you predicted last week). Can we now seriously discuss the potential cast for the movie? Here are my predictions:

— Tebow = Zac Efron (you already suggested this).
— Elway = Val Kilmer (would have to get back into Batman Forever shape.)
— John Fox = Alec Baldwin (comic relief with his press conferences plus his reactions to errant Tebow passes).
— Champ Bailey = Anthony Mackie (could steal the movie in a supporting role).
— God = Morgan Freeman (of course).
— Tebow's love interest = Julianne Hough (just innocent enough to be someone Tebow would actually date in real life).
— The Media Villain (a composite of every talking head who brutally ripped Tebow) = Tom Cruise (doesn't "Real Cruise" need to be in a movie about "Netflix Placebo Cruise?").
— Ben Roethlisberger = Ben Affleck (after putting on 45 lbs).
— Kyle Orton = Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka "McLovin" from Superbad).

Who am I missing?
— Greg T., New York

 

SG: Great start. I particularly liked the Kilmer/Elway casting — that could be a huge comeback role from Kilmer and we'd need to come up with one Elway/Villain scene so Kilmer and Cruise could finally work together again. You missed Omar Epps (as Mike Tomlin), Bryan Cranston (as Skip Bayless), Kevin Bacon (as Bill Belichick), John Krasinski (as Josh McDaniels), Keanu Reeves (as Eric Decker — sorry, I needed Keanu in this movie, you're just gonna have to live with it), B.o.B. as Demaryius Thomas (you can't make this movie without one rapper-turned-actor), Mel Gibson (as Satan), and Kat Dennings (as a buxom Broncos cheerleader who tries to take Tebow's virginity and turn him to the dark side).

i realize it is a joke, but i also dont think the idea is very far fetched and i think theres a chance this idea/concept does turn into a movie one day

MFisH wrote:

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**** tim tebow might even star in it!  he might be out of football in 2-3 years when teams realize he cant throw and nobody wants to add him as there backup because of tebowmania and all the distraction him being on the roster would cause

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 now thats a good point. if he continues to suck teams arent gonna want the broncos headache on their roster. hes gonna have to switch positions unless he steps it up and even then it would be tough for a team with a below average QB to take tebow on as a skill player and fans call for him to play QB once the starter struggles

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